The Daily Prophet: Issue #1

[Blair Lockhart]

The Daily Prophet

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Issue: #1
September 1st

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The Second Coming?

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Recently issues have surfaced which have put the Ministry in a compromising position. It seems that rumours have been milling around for some time about certain areas in which the government wished the public not to know about. While the Ministry ensures that nothing of the sort has ever occurred one must question the validity of this statement. There is much we still don’t even know about the ‘he who must not be named’ war so many years ago. Rumours like these are nothing new for the public. Any and all government has their secrets which they came to be for the betterment and safety of the country in which they are running. Still, it seems to beg the question as to how much control should the Ministry really have in our own affairs when it comes to personal safety.

The Ministry’s ability has been called into question with these renewed rumours and it could not come at a worst time. It seems the Auroring department has been clocking extra hours, furiously perusing leads on various accounts that an inside source claims to be “High Security Risks.”

This may sound familiar to any who lived through the horrors of the nineties. Is this the beginning of the end all over again or is a simple matter of a long overdue change in government. Read more inside this issue of the DP.

BREAKING NEWS:
THE DISAPPEARING ACT

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Article By:B.Lockhart

It seems eerily reminiscent of a time not too long ago when our world was in chaos. Disappearances were common occurrences and what was more; death tolls were common place in our humble newspaper. Still, it seems a bit of a foreign concept for those who were raised in the blissful days after the defeat of the Dark Lord.

Now, years later it seems things are starting all over again, and this time they are starting off bigger than ever expected.

It has been reported that James Sirius Potter, eldest son of the Chosen One himself, Harry Potter has been absent from work the past week. Now, I know for those who know James Potter intimately this may not come as a surprise considering his dismal attendance record he attained while at Hogwarts, but there is something more to the story. It seems Potter Jr. has not been seen or heard from by any of his friends or family in days. It doesn’t seem very Potter-like to just drop off the face of the Wizarding World without so much as an over dramatic good-bye, especially for someone with an ego the size of James Potter’s.

The last time Potter Jr. was seen was the afternoon of August 26th, 2026, at his apartment in Hogsmeade where he and his girlfriend, Dawn Holbrook, were having a bit of a reported row. Witnesses say that the two had been screaming at each other for some time, one witness even reported hearing glass break from their apartment. Could this lover’s quarrel be behind the suspicious disappearance of James Potter, or is there something more at play here? There has been recent rumbling over an attempt to pick up where the Dark Lord has left off. Over the years there has been numerous attempted revivals, all mediocre in nature and all efficiently stuffed out by our lovely Auror’s Department, led by non other that the Chosen One himself. This attack seems only to be better rehearsed and planned than those previous.

Holbrook has been brought into questioning by the AD in relation to her involvement of the disappearance to James Potter. We will be sure to keep you updated on the case as it progresses.


If you have any information about the whereabouts of James Sirius Potter you are asked to owl the Auror’s Department at the Ministry of Magic.

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SPORTS:
THE BOY IS BACK IN TOWN WHETHER HE LIKES IT OR NOT

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Article By:B.Lockhart

Former Gryffindor Quidditch super-star Christopher Davies returned to England after being traded by the Heidelberg Harriers of the European Professional League in Germany to the Falmouth Falcons of the British Professional Circuit. When asked about his return to England Davies, who seemed to be a bit intoxicated upon arrival said it was sure to be a party.

A party is one thing Davies has been known for where ever he goes. His discretions off the pitch have been making German headlines more often than his on-pitch victories, leading owners and managers of the Harriers to question their choice is signing the rebellious Brit straight out of Hogwarts. While is aggression, grit, and genuine skill on the pitch is apparent no matter what the condition, he has nevertheless been a handful for any team. Whether it be with women, parties, bar fights, or his fondness of alcohol, the list of issues with this young star is a mile long. While the Harriers refused to comment on the matter they stay firm behind the trade saying it was the right move for the Harriers organization.

Davies has already started off on his usual footing, stumbling drunk off the train where our reporter caught up with him to ask him a couple of questions. It seems his agent it trying to reign in the rebellious twenty year old, but it was only through a half-hearted effort that we got the boyto answer how he really felt about being back in England.

““What I’m saying is I need a drink good man!”

The Falcons are enthused about getting Davies and hope to have him in the starting rotation by the start of the season. When asked about Davies off pitch expenditures the Falcons’ managers laughed it off stating that “He’s a young kid! Cut him a break! He’s only having a bit of harmless fun!”

Harmless fun indeed; we will see what they have to say come the end of the season.

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HEADLINE:
NEW HEADMISTRESS' PAST MAKING WAVES

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Article By:B.Lockhart

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry has a new Headmistress in town, and no its not Hermione Granger. Rachel Lynn Isley, 30, has recently been given the position after a short term as Care of Magical Creatures professor at the prestigious school. The demanding presence of the 6’0 blond is one that many have to take notice and not for the obvious inquiries about her being half Giant like the old Games Keeper Hagrid. The pressures that come with the job are daunting to anyone stepping into the shoes of former great headmasters and mistresses; a list that includes the likes of Albus Dumbledore and Minerva McGonagall. Isley was a former student herself, graduating from the Ravenclaw house notably. Her inexperienced is matched with what seemed to be vigour, hardnosed discipline, and an act for education. The youth of this headmistress also seems to indicate the direction the school is hoping to go with moving forward, although the sceptics are out there and their voices are ringing loud and clear.

Looking into Isley’s past, we have found that she had quite the troubled childhood. Her parents were both suspected of following the Dark Lord during the 90s. After her mother died when she was eight her relationship with her distant father took a turn for the worst. He later died from the killing curse in early 2013. After Hogwarts she became involved with the now missing Markus Korzha. Their love affair was cut short when Korzha went missing in 2022. It seems that bad luck...or maybe bad blood keeps following the new Headmistress around like an unwanted illness.

We will keep you updated on all the dirt we dig up on Isley’s past as it comes up. We have to ask the question of what kind of effect with this past baggage have on her Headmistress duties? With so much suspicion on her past we can only imagine what skeletons lie in her closet. Ms.Isley was not available for comment.

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HOGWARTS NEWS:
New Direction? Hogwarts' New Hire

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Article By:B.Lockhart

In other Hogwarts news, the staff has welcomed Dawn Holbrook to the teaching staff. Holbrook is taking over the position of Astromony Professor at school. Now being one to have gone to school with the former Gryffindor Head Girl, one would never have thought Astronomy to be her strongest suit. If anyone who knew he was to bet they would remember that Holbrook was involved in just as much trouble as she tried to prevent as Head Girl. Her rap sheet is tired and drawn out, obviously thanks to her poor choice in friends while at the school. While trouble and Dawn are old friends it’s hard to look past that as a bit of childish fun that a mature girl of twenty would scarcely dream of. However, this reporter isn’t buying it. Holbrook has recently been seen drunkenly about with friend and fellow professor Piper Kincaid. This public drunkenness, whether it comes in celebration of the new position or a way to drown her sorrows after a fall out with boyfriend James Potter has come on the heels of the disappearance from the very boyfriend that may have been causing her trouble.


While in school Dawn wasn’t exactly Prefect perfect in any sense of the way. She ran with the wrong crowds and in many ways took advantage of what many thought to be a misjudged bestowment of power in Head Girl authority. The Head Girl is supposed to set an example for the student body, but, as one who had personal experience with Head Girl Holbrook, the leadership fell short with her actions.

While trouble with the law hasn’t exactly been common place with Holbrook, it surely has followed around her former friend Chris Davies and may-be ex James Potter. Kincaid is no saint either, having the same affiliation with the bottle as the infamous Davies publically endures. It seems wherever Holbrook goes her the people she had surrounded herself with both in the past in the present have a funny way of sticking to her. While we don’t know her specific qualifications for the position as Astronomy Professor we must conclude that this hire was a bold move done by the new Headmistress Rachel Isley. Perhaps this was a bold move that Isley hoped to solidify her position on top, or perhaps it was just another way Holbrook is able to pull the wool over our eyes. Still, the question persists, should Holbrook be teaching our children Astronomy or would her time be better served as an example of what not to do. Time will only tell.

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Name:James Sirius Potter
Age: 20
Height: 6'4
Weight: 183 lbs.
Distinguishing Traits: Thick rimmed glasses
Last Seen: Apartment B:38, Hogsmeade Village, August 26th

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HOROSCOPES:
What Do The Stars Tell You?

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Article By:B.Lockhart

Well, considering how little the Hogwarts crowd is going to learn about the stars from their new Astronomy teacher, here's a bit of wisdom for those in need.

Aries March 21-April 19

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You’re tense and a bit anxious to start something new today. Basically you aren’t the brightest wand in Olivanders and can’t quite organize yourself enough to start. Jumping to conclusions is in your nature but not always the best move. Take a chill pill why don’t you before you hurt yourself, sweetheart.

Taurus April 20-May 20
You’re feeling a bit like a love sick puppy aren’t you? Well, that’s the nice way of putting it. Actually you’re just a hot mess waiting to happen. Today is a good day to act on those feelings because, honey, they aren’t as secret as you’d like to believe. If you have a special someone in your life let them know how you feel, because Merlin knows if I can see it so can he.

Gemini May21-June 20[/u]
You’re feeling a bit witchy today, and that’s with a capital B. You don’t want any help at work. Stop being such a crabby-pants and interact with your co-workers, you may find that you can contribute in a positive way. At home, try not to pout about your anti-social complex at work, you’re just being a downer.

Cancer June 21-July 22
THINK POSITIVE. Yes, I know, you think your life sucks but come on Cancer, your life can’t be sd pathetic as you think (despite the fact you are taking advice from a blurb in the paper). Have a healthy mindset and a positive attitude and that positivity will shine through making it easier to move forward. Attitude is key; believe me, I have plenty of it.

Leo July 23-August 22
Who peed in your cherios this morning? It seems the eternal PMS monster is creeping up on you today. All you want to do is lock yourself away and be emotional all buy your emo self. Don’t feel bad about wanting this. Being anti-social doesn’t make you a loser; thinking everyone cares your having a bad day makes you one.

Virgo August 23-September 22[/u]
Everything seems to have hit the fan for you today Virgo. Though you seem calm and collected you are ready to crack at any moment. Might I suggest some plaster to fix it...or some really heavy adhesive? Your inner resources are going to have to help you through today by fixing all those quirks your find in your odd little self. And if you think we all can’t tell you’re busting at the seams from all sorts of crazy you’re very, very wrong.

Libra September 23-Octoter 22[/u]
Well aren’t you Mr/Mrs Generous today. Spreading your knowledge will only be rewarded. Come on know-it-all, tell me your secrets. I will reward you with a punch in the face.

Scorpio October 23 November 21[/u]
You’re feeling artistic today. I guess it’s an attempt to look and feel cultured. Are you trying to impress a certain someone? You may buy up the better part of an art gallery and turn to some alternative music for the time being. Don’t try too hard this whole “I’m deep and artistic” thing is a bit overplayed and let’s face it...you’re not that deep.

Sagittarius November 22-December 21[/u]
There is something at play that makes life intense today. You may feel that you have met the one you connect with on an entirely new level and believe this meeting will be unforgettable. The depth of the encounter may make you feel that perhaps you are soul mates, but let’s face it he’s just trying to get in your knock off Gucci pants.

Capricorn December 22-January 19[/u]
What did you rob Gringotts or something? An unexpected sum of money could come your way today. Have fun with it; take a friend to dinner, buy yourself some nice clothes for a change. Merlin knows you need it. While you’re at it you might as well give yourself a head to toe makeover...hopefully that helps...ok so you may need to rob the bank again to make yourself look respectable.

Aquarius January 20-February 18[/u]
The current astral configuration hints that you could be overtaken by some powerful and passionate feelings on your date. Ok, so I was trying to put that nicely but in other words you’re extremely horny. Have some self control why don’t you...not everyone loves the obnoxious PDA, even if you feel the intense need to jump you date.

Pisces February 19-March 20[/u]
You are stepping into a whole new Phase Pisces. You’re spending a lot of time transforming different aspects of your circumstances, personality, and relationships, whether you know it or not. Good job, a change in your drab personality is long overdue. Maybe you will be able to hold a guy’s attention for more than five minutes...Do yourself a favour and have low standards.
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COUPLES NEWS:
Whose Screwing Who?

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Article By:B.Lockhart

Dawn Holbrook && James Potter

Well, obviously Dawn isn’t doing the dirty with Potter anymore. Sources say they had an altercation before the boy’s disappearance. Could it have something to do with another lover coming into the frey?
It seems like this highschool romance has fizzled just as quickly as it came up. The two have been having troubles for quite some time. Convenient that their relationship took a turn for the worst right around the same time as their ex-best mate Chris Davies came to town. We all know Davies’ relationship with women and it should come to no surprise that Dawn has fallen once again for her old highschool flame. Pity Potter has to suffer the consequences.
Relationship status: Currently broken up

Chris Davies && Various Women
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It’s no secret that Davies little black book isn’t so little. This guy has so many notches on his bed I’m surprised it’s still able to support the weight. His infamous relationship with beautiful German models has transcended back to Britain where it all began. Since his return Davies has been seen with a number of different women. It seems he has a thing for blonds. Too bad for you Holbrook.
Relationship Status: Single and ready to screw anything that moves

Piper Kincaid && ?

I’ll take Bachelor #2! It seems that Piper Kincaid has set her sights on a mystery man. Sources have spotted her canoodling with a dark haired unknown in various public places around Hogsmeade and Diagon Alley over the summer. Hunny, if you wanted to keep it a secret you would have held the PDA to a minimum. I can already hear a collective pre-pubescent sigh from the larger portion of the male population at Hogwarts.
Relationship Status:Currently Involved

Rachel Isley && Markus Korzha

This one should be obvious. The once engaged couple has literally hit rock bottom with the disappearance of Korzha. It seems like the Hogwarts staff has a habit of losing their boyfriends once things turn for the worse. Kincaid’s mystery man better be sleep with one eye open.
Relationship Status:Broken Up

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